styleite:

Model-turned-actress Gemma Ward and some dude on the set of The Great Gatsby. Swoon!

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

failnation:

So my mate got hold of my desktop

whittenorr:

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

• weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
• literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
• pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
• make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
• they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

• me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
• me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

xhaymitch:

not with that theme

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.